I study astrology. I get distracted.

Sun sign astrology uses up the offcuts of the other stuff; I can’t abide waste.

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  1. 1 Glenda October 7, 2009 at 10:52 am

    Your Blog is one of the funniest I’ve read in ages, I love it. I’m just reviewing it for the Astrological Association’s Journal. Any chance you can drop me an email?

  2. 2 Jo Tracey October 13, 2009 at 7:10 am

    Love this… will bookmark it!

  3. 3 Holly Alexander November 19, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Dear Distracted,

    Found my way to you today through Neeti Ray (her FB post). I thought, are you f*ckin’ kiddin’ me? Completely relate to your distraction…

    Distracted Astrologer

    As above, so bel—oh look, kittens.

    You nailed me…spoke to three dominant parts of my process…

    Thanks for saying it…thanks for your humor…

    • 4 Kelly January 29, 2010 at 4:02 pm

      love the oh look kittens comment! K xx

      • 5 distractedastrologer January 29, 2010 at 4:32 pm

        Oh Kelly, kittens would be good. Kittens would be very good. Kittens would be so much gooderer than a pre-Leo full moon fluffy idiot who charges around the garden with something brown bobbing around his rear end, swearing at me when I get close with the scissors and papertowels.

        Kittens seem so far away.

    • 6 laura kaye littehart March 14, 2010 at 5:15 pm

      thank you for your words of hope, for i am fish but not fowl. i traveling in the sea of second saturn return it this time that should be in my joy…. i will dream at 12:01 am GMT… for dream is what my flesh is made of.. but beloved new cloths are needed now. for it has be cold… hugs.

  4. 7 Holly Alexander November 19, 2009 at 5:19 am

    P.S.

    You got me thinking about this brilliant show by Ellen Degeneres – Here & Now…I think you most likely have seen it…just in case, here is the youtube link to the beginning…you can rent it on DVD, or, it may be available in segments on youtube…start at about 4:55…(or sooner for additional laughs)…

    Procrastinate Now…

    xxoo

    • 8 distractedastrologer November 19, 2009 at 2:15 pm

      Holly, hello, thanks for popping your head up and more thanks for sending me something to do other than next week’s sun sign thingy for seven minutes and nine seconds.

      I’ve never seen it before. Brilliant. There must be an army of us out there. A potential army. Enough ability and talent to sort out the world’s problems. In just a minute. This button’s a bit loose. It just needs a stitch…

      Could we both use a t-shirt? Take your pick, I’ll have the other:
      http://is.gd/4YN6L
      http://is.gd/4YN82

    • 9 Lesley November 24, 2009 at 12:17 am

      Just discovered your blog, funny as f**k…..love it!

  5. 10 Holly Alexander November 19, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    LOL!!!

    Love the t-shirts…esp the second one!

    Here’s to distracteritis…

  6. 11 Kaden December 9, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    As above, so bel—oh look, kittens…and puppies is so Ray Grasse. He managed to help edit Tarnas’ “Cosmos and Psyche” somewhere between digging in Cairo and surfing YouTube for the lastest online oddities.

    : )
    Kaden

  7. 13 Lesley February 8, 2010 at 11:47 pm

    You’ve certainly had me in stitches this week! Twister or Jenga, sod it why not both!!!!

  8. 15 Shawn March 10, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    Mutable – the price we pay for thinking…. I “thought” I was thinking …. but they say I’m distracted.

  9. 17 Donna Cunningham March 30, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    Oh, my, you are a funny, funny astrologer! I’m so fed up with all the grim stuff on the cardinal t-square that I’m trying to get a bunch of astrologers to post funny stuff this weekend, to kick off National Humor Month. I will definitely link to you! Great stuff. Donna Cunningham of Skywriter

    • 18 distractedastrologer March 30, 2010 at 8:22 pm

      Donna, hello, this is grand. I was rereading your Games Astrologers Play chapter from AAGTSA just last night, after warning a friend off a nitwit who was trying to access her knickers via her chart.

      Re cardinal t-square: having Pluto at 29deg of a mutable and Moon at 2deg of a cardinal, it’s either witter on here or gnaw my leg off above the t-square manacle. And I’m out of HP Sauce.

      Thanks for popping along, and for the offer of a link. Take good care.

  10. 19 Elaine April 12, 2010 at 5:06 am

    Hello Distracted Astrologer!

    Enjoy your writing! You are one sharp and fun cookie! Playful, clever, irreverent, without being pretentious! How do you do that? 😉 Whenever I try anything of the sort, I usually fall flat on my face.

    In awe,
    Elaine Kalantarian

    (And thanks for the reciprocal link to my site. I appreciate that very much.)

    • 20 distractedastrologer April 12, 2010 at 4:39 pm

      Ach, Elaine – could you please catch a time machine with me back to the mid 80s and write my school report? Thanks for popping up, the link is a pleasure. I write in scritchy bits because I fail at the clear, compassionate and informative style I envy (yours). Hey ho.

      Bests, Gin.

  11. 21 marina Christina May 2, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    I like your wit and sense of humor although I don’t quite get some of it (dumb Americano_…where are you? England, Australia?
    Love your style…

  12. 23 astrobarry May 26, 2010 at 3:51 am

    How did it take me this long to find you? Oh my gosh, you are clever. Thanks for satirizing my profession and brightening my day. This is brill.

    Cheers,
    astrobarry

  13. 26 LD June 21, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    …if you only had 1 day to live conversation??
    You might want to get it done this week??????
    SCARING THE HELL OUT OF ME.
    LEOS are gonna be DYING???????


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